Be Hilarious - Speak Your Mind

Not only do I have other people’s things I need to read, but his narration most of the time is so static and dry. Sometimes there’s these really nice spots of detail but they’re not worth slogging through the chunks of “This happened. Then this happened. Oh no, then this happened.”

I just. If you can’t get the reader invested in some way - if they can’t get any emotion from the work or an image in their head or even some spark of interest - they’re not gonna read your work and they certainly aren’t gonna like it. I firmly believe in this.